Whatever happened to predictability
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?
Would you look at that - ALREADY another weekly Twitter round-up! With the Euphoria season 2 premiere and the seemingly never-ending updates from the CDC and Biden administration, I’ve got a nice line-up for you all this fine Monday afternoon. Enjoy!
Best of the best Euphoria slander:
Alex Peter@LolOverruled
Euphoria asks an interesting question: what if people in high school were 27 years old
2:54 PM · Jan 10, 2022
12.1K Reposts · 222K Likes
paulˣ meeks-martin@paulswhtn
7:49 PM · Jan 10, 2022
3.01K Reposts · 71.9K Likes
Molly Lambert 🦔@mollylambert
Euphoria is just A24 Degrassi
8:51 AM · Jan 11, 2022
9.62K Reposts · 110K Likes
dij saint laurent@DijahSB
they be at the euphoria parties dancing like this to DMX
9:57 PM · Jan 10, 2022
4.32K Reposts · 35.7K Likes
chunky fila@chunkyfila
euphoria high school average ACT score is 12
8:19 PM · Jan 10, 2022
7.1K Reposts · 172K Likes
goob@gabebergado
he should be the principal of euphoria high school
5:02 PM · Jan 10, 2022
8.03K Reposts · 115K Likes
dj fuck@eggshellfriend
Glee and euphoria take place at the same school
2:14 PM · Jan 11, 2022
689 Reposts · 10.9K Likes
alex@mikes_hardest_
me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there
10:56 PM · Jan 12, 2022
57K Reposts · 557K Likes
$tella@bacardimami69
i think jacob elordi draws his anger from enduring all of the kissing booth movies when he has to rage in euphoria
5:09 PM · Jan 11, 2022
9.04K Reposts · 107K Likes
The current events section:
julia hava@binchcity
Joe Biden: I have hidden five rapid tests in chocolate bars across the country. The winners will receive a full tour of my factory as well as a lifetime supply of chocolate
12:39 AM · Jan 8, 2022
30.8K Reposts · 216K Likes
thicc saban@yngjcb
i would take a vaccine for literally any minor inconvenience if they whipped one up that prevented hang nails id fuckin take it
3:59 PM · Jan 11, 2022
1.43K Reposts · 14.8K Likes
Michael sucks@Home_Halfway
Hi boss sorry I'm late, we're calendar year 3 into a pandemic and none of this shit matters
6:15 PM · Jan 10, 2022
45.5K Reposts · 370K Likes
Sandy Danto@SandyDanto
Oh, you didn’t have any taste before Covid either, honey
4:39 PM · Jan 11, 2022
31.9K Reposts · 258K Likes
Real head-scratchers:
T 🎯@CodeineFridge
imagine how cheap plane tickets would be if we were still pangaea
9:10 PM · Jan 11, 2022
20.1K Reposts · 245K Likes
will i am@WlIIYUM
her: so what kind of music do you like
me: Im sorry I cant do this
8:54 AM · Jan 12, 2022
9.85K Reposts · 116K Likes
tiktok comments@commentsooc
1:50 AM · Jan 11, 2022
7.75K Reposts · 122K Likes
everett byram@rad_milk
3:02 AM · Jan 15, 2022
748 Reposts · 12.4K Likes
Reminiscing hour:
k-selected shawty@miss_sanrio
american girl doll books gave me fomo for the great depression as a child
8:23 PM · Jan 13, 2022
661 Reposts · 7.6K Likes
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ❀✿❁@getjinxedbby
1:39 AM · Jan 12, 2022
12.5K Reposts · 121K Likes
Zach Raffio@zachraffio
nobody:
bridge to terabithia author: a kids book can be fucked up if you want
8:57 PM · Jan 8, 2022
11.4K Reposts · 128K Likes
viv laugh love@catholic4clout
he was a student at tumblr university
4:56 PM · Jan 8, 2022
7.69K Reposts · 108K Likes
viking@notviking
i would give fucking anything to be popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard rn…
4:27 PM · Jan 16, 2022
19K Reposts · 147K Likes
2022 is off to a fantastic start in content. I can’t wait to see what I’ll have for you all next time.
Until then,
- Bailey <3